I most certinaly was not unable to get out of the car on the ferry because I couldn't open my door wide enough for my big belly to fit through.
I did not simulate putting the baby in and out of the crib with a stuffed animal. Not me. I don't do such childish things.
The other night I was not going to kiss Devin, when I definatly did not burp and a little throw up came up too. Gotta love that heartburn. Not me! I would never do such a unlady-like thing.
And upon running in from the car to use the bathroom, I most certinaly did not clog the toilet. No way. I would never do such a thing!
Just a few of the things I did not do and even if I did would definatly not blog about. Arn't you glad we arn't perfect. Another not me! Monday. Check out MckMama's blog for her and everyone elses Not Me! Monday's.